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Everything is meaningless.

We add the meaning to ourselves.

If we go, all the meaning of life goes with us.

Stop taking everything seriously,.

Just have fun.
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- POPsicleSTRIP

Day 7 of the 30 days blog challenge:

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Day 7: Favorite Movies

1: The Second Renaissance (absolute favorite!)

-Scott Pilgrim VS. The World

- Moon Child

- Soylent Green

- Dark City

- Edward scissorhands

- Elfen Lied

- Death Note

- Laputa

- The Matrix

Day 6 of the 30 days blog challenge:

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Day 6: A picture of something that makes you happy

Beautiful nature, robots, future generations respect for nature makes me happy

Day 5 of the 30 days blog challenge:

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Day 5: A song to match your mood

The one you love is the one that can hurt you the most.

Day 4 of the 30 days blog challenge:

Monday, February 21, 2011

Day 4: Your parents

This is my mom.

She just turned 50, but I think she’s very very beautiful, and I’m happy to look alot like her. If I look this good when I’m 50? Fine with me!
She’s the best mother on earth. She’s the one who taught me that it’s important to smile to the world, that it’s important to be a nice person, and it’s important to be polite. She’ve helped me through really hard times, and she’s never been an unfair mother! She’ve let me go to Germany, Sweden and Holland alone/with only friends from I was 16 - 17 years old, she let me get drunk in the city when i was 15, and she’ve let me look like however I want to look like since I was 13. On 1 condition: That I’m responsible.
And today, I’m a responsible, polite and smiling yound Lady. Thank you mom :)

I only wish you wouldn’t get so easy stressed out, a smile suit you better.

This is my dad.

He’s 61, clumsy, unlucky, but man, he’s the sweetest person on earth.

He’ve spoiled me like no other throughout my live. I’ve always been daddy’s girl. We’ve taken many trips to the forest to catch and study the animals, and then release them again. He’ve taken me to building-playgrounds and help me building playhouses. He’ve taken me to farms with animals, the planetarium to watch space-documentaries, he’ve let me pierce myself as much as i liked, he’ve kept pushing me to keep drawng (which I’m really glad about today), and I know he’s always there if I need him.
Today, I don’t talk or see him as much as I’ve liked too. I should probably call him more often, visit him once in a while. It just never really happen, you know. He dosen’t really call me anymore either. I miss you alot dad, thank you for being clumsy and loveable.

I wish you wouldn’t miss mom so much, 10 years after divorcing her.

Day 3 of the 30 days blog challenge:

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Day 3: Meaning behind your blog name

Emi-B166ER

The Emi part is easy: That’s my name :P

B166ER: I usually spell it B1-66ER, but I think it’s easier for people to remember B166ER.

If you have ever watched Animatrix, you might regonize the word B1-66ER.
If not:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1434574702064909013#

The second renaissance is my absolute favorite movie, and is a short movie in Animatrix.

B1-66ER is the first robot to stand up against humans, killing his owner, when treathen to be trown out and replaced.

B1-66ER defends himself by saying: “I simply did not wish to die”

He is still being put to “death”, but that causes alot of anger amongst the civils and their machines.

It all ends up in a war between the machines and the humans, and the machines win, putting all humans in what we known as the matrix. (You know what that is, if you’ve seen The Matrix)

Day 2 of the 30 days blog challenge:

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Day 2: What did you do today?

I have been sleeping alone all night. Elliott tottaly crashed early yesterday and wouldn’t move away from the couch, so I had plenty of space for myself, but it was kind of cold and lonely.

Around 12.30 I was awoken by a warm embrace and lots of kisses in my neck. I wish I could wake up like that every day ^__^

Too soon, Elliott left for work (or coffe at his workplace atleast :P), and I tried to wake myself up with some Facebook and Family Guy.

1 - 2 hours later, he returned home to me, along with Erik Frankel and cooked me a very strange breakfast consisting of instant noodles and fried eggs on top o_O
I ate half of the noodles and throw the rest out. Sorry honey :P

Elliott and Erik prepared some stuff, and then we where off around 4 o’clock.
They where DJ tonight.

The place was a hairsaloon.
I must admit, I’ve never been to a party at a hairsaloon, with different coloured lights in the cealing, loud music, free alchohol and small appetizers. It was really cool!

I tried to help out the guys as much as I could. I would bring them alcohol, food, suggest songs, and take care of the Dj Console ? (I don’t know what the fuck it’s called in english, haha) when they were out smoking. Mostly, I just stood there and looked pretty :D

It ended pretty soon, but with free champagne, beer and wine, and loud music and loud people, from 6 pm, it was fine.

I also had this nasty cheesy guy running after me all night. I heard him saying “horny noises” to his friend, and then pointing at me. Later on he used the cheese pick-up line: “Are you a photomodel? Cause I think I’ve seen you on a picture”

Me, totaly oblivious, just told that I’ve done some pictures, but I’m not a real model yet .. and THEN I realized it was a bad pick-up line. Bravo, Emi. Bravo.

He also touched my bindi’s all the time ): I don’t like strange people touching my face, it makes me feel disgusted.

BUT it was a super fun night anyway! We all went home to Elliott after, took a shot of rum, and then Erik left.

Now I’m rather tipsy, and a little bummed out about being totally broke and out of food, but it’s been a great day, so I’m happy! :D

Now: me and Elliott are going to watch a movie, maybe I’ll play a bit Fallout 3 later, and we still have some noodles and chips if we get hungry.

I feel so unhealty lately ): But I have 1 kg of carrots in the fridge, so I think I’ll eat a whole bunch of them <3

Goodnight.

Day 1 of the 30 days blog challenge:

Day 1: Introduce, recent picture of yourself, 15 interesting facts

I took this picture last week.

Fact 1: My name Emi means “blessed with beauty”

Fact 2: When I was 12, my sister thought I’d turn out to be a lesbian because of my tomb-boy-attitude, mens clothing and short hair.

Fact 3: When I was born, my family thought I was “mentally challenged” due to my (back then) slanted eyes and my lack of speaking skills. Infact, my grandfather was so concerned, he wanted to get me checked because I couldn’t speak until I was 2 - 2½ years old. And even then, I would still pronouce words very wrong and call women for men, and men for woman.

Fact 4: I might not have been able to speak before a late age, but I could walk when I was 10 months old. In daycare, I was the only child who had to be strapped to the bed, because I’d simply escape and walk around without any audlt knowing it.

Fact 5: My favorite colour has always been blue. Even when I was a kid I loved blue. Infact, back then, I hated “girlcolours” like pink and red.

Fact 6: When I was a kid, I did not like pizza. Yup, it’s true. I didn’t like pizza until I was around 13-14. Today, Pizza is still not my top favorite food, but it’s nice from time to time.

Fact 7: I’ve had dogs, cats, birds, hamsters, rabbits, fish and chinchilla’s as pets throughout my life.

Fact 8: I was born with a hole in my heart. You could say “my heart is always kind of broken”, but luckily my love-life have always been really good :D

Fact 9: The worste taste in the world (in my opinion ofcorse) is coffe. I’d never liked it, I’ll never like it.. If theres even just a tiny tiny hint of coffe taste in whatever i’m drinking/eating, I’ll almost throw up. Yuck.

Fact 10: I have a really hard time reading numbers. I can barely solve basic math, and I can’t read phonenumbers unless I concentrate, or divide the numbers, forexample 2 - 5 - 6 - 9 - 4 - 5 instead of 256945.

Fact 11: I still have a babytooth. It’s not falling out because there’s not growing a new tooth underneath it.

Fact 12: I recently became vegetarian, and I love it.

Fact 13: I have never ever smoked. I haven’t even TRIED it. And I’m proud of it.

Fact 14: I have had english classes, french classes, chinese classes, latin classes and japanese classes. I love learning new languages!

Fact 15: I’ve never liked Star Wars. Sorry …

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I wanna do this too: 30 days blog challenge!

Friday, February 18, 2011
This truly IS a challenge. I suck at blogging and stuff, so I might forget some days :P Whatever.

Day 1: Introduce, recent picture of yourself, 15 interesting facts
Day 2: What did you do today?
Day 3: Meaning behind your blog name
Day 4: Your parents
Day 5: A song to match your mood
Day 6: A picture of something that makes you happy
Day 7: Favorite movies
Day 8: A place you’ve traveled to
Day 9: A favorite picture of your best friend
Day 10: Something you’re afraid of
Day 11: A youtube video that recently made you laugh
Day 12: Something you don’t leave the house without
Day 13: Goals
Day 14: A picture of you last year - how have you changed?
Day 15: Bible verse
Day 16: Soemthing you made yourself
Day 17: Something you’re looking forward to
Day 18: Last movie you saw
Day 19: Something you miss
Day 20: Nicknames
Day 21: A screenshot of your desktop
Day 22: What’s in your bag?
Day 23: Last thing you ate and drank?
Day 24: Something you’ve learned
Day 25: Put your iPod on shuffle, first 10 songs
Day 26: Favorite band at the moment
Day 27: a photo of the city you live in
Day 28: Something that stresses you out
Day 29: 3 Wishes
Day 30: a picture of yourself this day and 5 good things that happened since you started the challenge

I made some delicious Pirog’s for my Boyfriend and I <3
They’re stuffed with Vegetarian “meat”, Spinach, onions, garlic, grated cheese and Feta cheese. They’re so delicous, and heart-attack-unhealthy. Yummi.

Got 2 more piercings in my ear, made by my best friend Amund. He pretty much did all of the piercings were the arrow is and down. It’s a metal-chaos now :)

Combichrist concerts: 2 crazy days!

Wednesday the 9th of Febraury.

Around 4. pm, I left my house.

I was going home to my friend, Sara, so we could warm up for tonights Combichrist concert. Sara had made our famous blue candyshotdrink in a bottle, and we gladly started drinking it. We put a little note on the bottle saying “Drug-Rape-Drink”, just incase anyone would actually want to try our almost neonblue 37% alcohollic drink :P

After a few hours of getting ready & tipsy, we went down to the metro station, where we met up with Stephan and Sarah, and then our journey started.

Next stop: Forbrændingen, Albertslund.

We arrived “in a really good mood”, said hello to all of our friends, I felt the good mood around us. I could feel it was going to be a great night.

We missed the first band, but the second band Mortiis went onshortly after our arrive. It’s usually not the kind of music I listen to, but they weren’t bad.

After that, it was finally time for Combichrist!

Afterparty

Our friend Tim Van Horn found us after the concert. He took us up back, and offered both Jäiger and Gajol to start the party, and it’s around here everything starts to get a little blurried for me. We played some foosball (me and Sara tottaly kicked ass!), and drank alot, until the venue started to close.

We said goodbye to people, and then Tim took Stephan, Sara, Sarah and I, behind the building, around were the tourbus was. Things got crazy from here.

We were driving around in some shoppingcarts we found, doing shopping cart races. At some point, Stephan crazed our cart, and I stumbled down on the ground. Miraculously, nothing happened! :D Not even a scratch! Though, some of the blue marks I got the next day, might be from there.

I remeber glowsticks, too much jäger, Stephan dissapearing, and then we were inside the bus, which I don’t remeber very much either.

I found this “lovely” picture of me and ChuChu though:

I don’t know if I drank any of that vodka, but if I did, I know why I totally passed out the next moment in one of the seats, even though people where still partying.

And so I woke up. Hangovered. Black puke on my pants. My awesome new glasses missing. Confused about being in Combichrist tourbus and not seeing any of my friends around with some german girl being the only one in the room (I found out later she knows my boyfriend, if I’d knew, it wouldn’t have been so akward)

After waiting 1½ hour for my friend to wake up, I decided to just go home. So I walked home alone, hungover a grey, rainy thursday, looking like shit, and I was home a round 4 pm. That was the best 24 hours eveeer!

Friday the 11th of February

12.30 pm, me and my friend Sara sat in the train. We where going to Göteborg, Sweden, for our 2nd Combichrist concert this week (being the 6th Combichrist concert for me, ever)

Fixing drink. We had to get warmed up. The hangovers from yesterday was still kind of there.

When we arrived at 3.30 pm, my boyfriend picked us up, and drived us around iin circles for a while because Göteborg apparently isen’t a driverfriendly city :P
He picked Erik up on the way, and then we got home to my boyfriends placed, and it was ooooon!

Beer, Rum, Vodka, and Candyshots, and we where ready to go!

The tricky part tonight was sneaking Sara inside the venue. Sweden are extreme ID Nazi’s, so it’s not easy being just 17 here.

We were hoping for the best, but ufortunatly, we did not succeed getting her in :/ But Tim was nice enough to let her stay in the tourbus, while we where inside seeing them all play.

A girl named Malin Lundberg took this picture of me and my boyfriend. Its beeeautiful! :)

The night when by. I have no idea how my money dissapeared, but I hope they ended up as liquid in my stomach, it felt like it atleast.

We got outside to meet up with Sara and Tim again, and the combi-guys. It was soooooo fucking cold, I’m surprised I didn’t get sick in my thin clothing!

Me My boyfriend Joe Letz Erik Frankel

Afterparty:

We was not allowed inside the bus this time, so my boyfriend invited people home to his apartment for afterparty. so Sara, Me, Tim, Elliott, Z-mar, Erik and Joe walked the 10 minute distance that felt like 30 minutes in the damn cold!

I was told that “It looks like we’re bodyguards for some Japanese popstar”. :D Haha.

The rest of the night, we were partying, drinking, waking up the roommates, and talking, and at some point, I super-crashed in the count, sitting up somehow.

And that was that night. Might not sound very interesting but I guess you’d had to be there. I’m too lazy to write in details. It would be a loooooooooooong blog in that case :D Alot of stuff happened these 2 days!

- The next morning the combichrist guys had left Göteborg together with Tim.
Sara and I was desperatly trying to find some restaurant or cafe that was open, but without succes. So we bought egg, she bought bacon, and we made a whole lot scrambled eggs, noodles and sanwiches. Even some soup. That completely cured the hangovers! Being hungover is for pussies.

In the end of the day, Sara went home, the apartment got quite, and I finally got to play a nice game of Fallout 3 in the dark room (I did not want to look at all the halfempty vodka and rum bottles. Yuck)

Hangover noodles, yummi!

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I have no human memory.

My 19th birthday

The 8th of February was my 19th birtday.

Turning 19 really felt awfull, but the day was absolutely great!
I was awoken my a smilling mother, who had prepared me breakfast, and wrapped in my presents in really cute Hello Kitty paper!

I spend the rest of the morning making sandwiches and birthdaycakes for my guests. I really like making food, so I was enjoying my job. It’s better than vacuuming the house :P

You can see my blue birthday cake here :D And aaaaal the sammiches! There was crazy many!

Amund was the first guest to arrive, closely followed by my grandparents, my moms father and his wife, my moms boyfriend and her 2 friend, my sister, my father and then my friend Sara.

It was a small crowd, but that was what made it so nice ^_^ It was a quite day, yummi food, tons of candy, and everyone seemed to be in a good mood.

Later on, Sara, Amund and I returned to my room where I got my present from Amund: 2 new piercings in my ear :D Don’t worry, everythink was ofcorse sterile!

So I went to bed with a soar ear, but also with a smile. It was a great day. Kinda comforting, now that ‘m turning 19. My last year as a teenager. I’m gonna enjoy this year as much as I can!

These are the presents I got so far:

A blue Cyberdog hoodie, a turquoise (not white as in the picture) long Cyberdog T-shirt. A yellow sport suit (it’s sooo cool!!), a Pink (not white as in the picture) shoulder T-shirt, 2 pink Tea cans (My mom said “These are for when you get your own apartment” - I think that was a hint :P), 1 blue and pink cyberdog bag wth speakers!, 2 hair straighteners, 650 kroner (117$), Chili liquorice, and 2 more piercings in my ear (you can see the point where my ear is swollen. It’s there :P)

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Day 7 of the 30 days blog challenge:

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Day 6 of the 30 days blog challenge:

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Day 4 of the 30 days blog challenge:

Monday, February 21, 2011

Day 3 of the 30 days blog challenge:

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Day 2 of the 30 days blog challenge:

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Day 1 of the 30 days blog challenge:

I wanna do this too: 30 days blog challenge!

Friday, February 18, 2011

Combichrist concerts: 2 crazy days!

My 19th birthday